My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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I’m still laughing at the Diddy Kong Racing Official Soundtrack. Nintendo shaped the CD like Diddy Kong’s head.


Like, it wasn’t a circle. People tried to put it in their stereos and broke them. Like, happy 90’s Nintendo! Great job!

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